its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
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I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
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I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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