i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
she looked like the before picture.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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