Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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