talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
