I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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