it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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