Pappa wants mamma naked
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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