Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
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Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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