is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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