i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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