Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
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oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
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You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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