I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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