This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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