so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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