Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Randomize
