K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
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he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
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ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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