suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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