That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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