i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
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how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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