Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
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period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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