I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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