This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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