my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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