You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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