Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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