just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
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I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
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I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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