In America we eat man semen.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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