i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
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I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
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I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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