What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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