Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
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The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
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He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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