OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
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Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
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Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I know her cup size but not her name....
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