i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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