love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Randomize
