how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
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wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
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I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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