I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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