After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
