hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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