I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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