new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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