wakey wakey hands off snakey
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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