After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
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I think I have vodka in my lungs
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
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Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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