He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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