Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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