i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
it hurts more in the daytime
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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