Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
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My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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