You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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