I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
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Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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