they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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