I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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