But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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