Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
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I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
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I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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