I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
this will be a night to untag.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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