he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
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My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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